TAKING MY LEAD FROM JERKEY (AS I USUALLY DO WHEN IT COMES TO THESE SORTS OF MATTERS), I HAVE A NEW FASCINATION WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF PAMELA FISHMAN CIANCI:

EXHIBIT ONE:

PAMELA'S PROFILE ON THE WEBSITE FOR HER WHIMSICALLY NAMED ALCOHOLIC CAKE COTTAGE INDUSTRY IS LIKE 500% LONGER THAN THE SECTION WHERE SHE DESCRIBES WHAT IT IS THAT SHE'S SELLING. NOTE HOW IN ALMOST EACH SENTENCE OF THIS EXHAUSTIVELY COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF HER CAREER AND PHILANTHROPIC EFFORTS, SHE CRAFTILY WEAVES IN HER OWN NAME, SOMETIMES MORE THAN ONCE.

EXHIBIT TWO (SOME RECONDITE EXCERPTS FROM THE ALWAYS-IMPENETRABLE SFIST INTERVIEW):

Favorite website
Google, it is just so easy to find things that you need or want to know

Best Band or Musician to come out of the Bay Area
Grateful Dead

SF would be soooo much better if only
If there were less homeless people,cleaner streets in general and less expensive housing.

Favorite artist to come out of the bay area:
Jerry Garcia

I have found/sold/bought the following on craigslist:
nothing