I'M CRAVING A BEIGNET RIGHT NOW AND THERE'S REALLY NOWHERE I COULD GET ONE. SINCE I DON'T DENY MYSELF ANYTHING, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S MY BODY'S WAY OF JUST FUCKING WITH ME. IT'S SORT OF POINTLESS TO HAVE A CRAVING FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR PANTRY, ANYWAY.