I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK TODAY EXCITED, BUT CAUTIOUS. YOU SEE, 8 YEARS AGO, ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY TO CELEBRATE LOVE, I WAS WALKING DOWN MONTGOMERY STREET -- SKIPPING ALONG ACTUALLY -- WHEN I PEERED BETWEEN TWO CARS AND SAW A GROWN MAN DEFECATING. STANDING UP AND DEFECATING. SO EVERY YEAR I'M SCARED THAT SOMETHING LIKE THAT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.