THANKS TO MY VIP STATUS, I WAS GIVEN A GIFT BASKET ($250 VALUE!) LAST NIGHT AT THE GOOD VIBRATIONS XXX-MAS PARTY. IT WAS FILLED WITH STUFF LIKE A VIBRATING DOLPHIN PERSONAL MASSAGER AND EROTIC LEOPARD SKIN BLINDFOLD. I WAS GOING TO THROW IT IN THE TRASH, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HADN'T BOUGHT ANY OF MY NIECES CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.