WHEN MY HOUSEBOY WAS COOKING ME DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT, HE FILLED UP A POT WITH COLD WATER. I TOLD HIM TO USE HOT WATER CAUSE IT BOILS FASTER. HE TOLD ME THAT HOT WATER COMES OUT OF PIPES NOT SUITABLE FOR DRINKING.

THIS IS A TOTAL LIE, RIGHT? I'VE BEEN SCARED TO TURN ON THE HOT WATER EVER SINCE.