IT FINALLY OCCURRED TO ME THAT MANY OF THE ENTRIES IN THIS ARE WRITTEN IN A CODE THAT ONLY I UNDERSTAND SO THAT I CAN LOOK BACK TO REMEMBER THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD BECAUSE, SAY THEY'RE TOO PERSONAL OR TOO LAME OR TOO INFLAMATORY TO A SECOND OR THIRD PARTY. IT'S EMBARRASSINGLY PRETENTIOUS THAT I WOULD EVEN ADMIT THAT.