TRUE STORY: I WAS HAVING A CATHY NIGHT AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!

SOMEONE CAME OVER TO PICKUP A COUPON TO THE SEX CLUB AND THEY NOTICED: I HAD A CANDLE BURNING, THE LIGHTS WERE DIM AND I WAS LISTENING TO LAURA BRANNAGAN.

THEN I FOUND OUT SHE DIED (a few nights ago) OF A BRAIN ANEURYSM! TRUE STORY.