THIS OLD GAY PROFESSOR IN COLLEGE ONCE TOLD ME THAT BY THE TIME YOU GET OLD, YOU WILL HAVE SLEPT WITH EVERYONE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO.

LATELY, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO CHECK QUITE A FEW OLDIES-BUT-GOODIES OFF THE LIST. AND THAT'S GOOD, BUT I STILL HAVE A QUITE A LONG WAY TO GO.