THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN SAY ABOUT THE WEATHER. EITHER "IT'S NICE OUT," OR "IT'S CRAPPY OUT" OR "IT'S NICE OUT BUT IT'S GOING TO GET CRAPPY OUT SOON," OR "IT'S CRAPPY OUT AND IT'S GOING TO GET NICE SOON."

AND YET. PEOPLE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER.