I HAVE A REAL HARD TIME WITH HOUSEPLANTS. I'D NEVER HAD THEM, UNTIL I GOT MY OWN PLACE. SINCE THEN, I'VE GOTTEN THREE -- TWO WERE DOING FINE UNTIL ONE DAY THEY EACH SUDDENLY DIED. I HAVE THIS ORCHID THAT'S GREAT BUT ONE DAY IT JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW. IT'S STILL AROUND BUT IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THE SUICIDE ATTEMPT. I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS MY STRING OF PEARLS. RIP.