WHAT I ATE TODAY (IN ORDER):

2 POP TARTS, APPROX. 25 JELLYBEANS, "BIG GRAB" OF RUFFLES, 12 OZ. BOTTLE OF DIET COKE WITH LIME, ONE VEGETARIAN CORN DOG, ONE PIG-IN-BLANKET, SEVERAL BROWNIES, THREE PANNYCAKES (THEY WERE SMALL), FOUR PIECES OF BACON, HALF A HOSTESS CUP CAKE.