1/24/2004

I USED TO MORE IN THE PAST, BUT EVEN TODAY I STILL SOMETIMES WISH I COULD GET AWAY WITH WEARING FOUNDATION. THE THING IS NO MATTER HOW "INVISIBLE," "SMOOTH," "SHEER," "NATURAL-LOOKING," SUPER-BLENDABLE," "GLOWING," "MATTE," "VANISHING," "FLAWLESS," "LIGHT-DIFFUSING," "NUTRIENT-RICH," THE BOTTLE OR COMPACT SAYS, IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP. AND WHEN MEN WEAR MAKEUP, THEY JUST LOOK WEIRD (AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY THAT IT, BUT IT IS.)