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I PUBLISHED A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE ... I MEANT TO CALL IT "NEW NEW ORDER" (BECAUSE IT WAS THE NEW VIDEO BY THE BAND NEW ORDER, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE "NEW WORLD ORDER" AND SOMEHOW THIS WAS SEEN BY AL QAEDA AND THEY DECLARED A FATWA AGAINST ME. I WAS TERRIFIED. PUDGE, MY CHILDHOOD DOG, APPEARED. HE WAS WEARING A PINK NOVELTY DOG TUXEDO THAT WAS BEDAZZLED WITH RHINESTONES.