LAST NIGHT'S DREAM

I WAS FINISHING UP COLLEGE, AND I OWED THEM $1133 TO GET MY DEGREE. THEY GAVE ME THE OPTION OF GETTING A DIPLOMA FROM UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS, HOUSTON INSTEAD. SINCE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A NEUROSCIENCE MAJOR AT UT, I REPLACED IT WITH PSYCHOLOGY. A FEW MINUTES AFTER I DID THIS I REALIZED THAT I WAS MAKING A MISTAKE.

LAST NIGHT'S DREAM

I WAS HAVING DINNER WITH TOM CRUISE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FRIENDS. HE SAT NEXT TO ME AND WE WERE REALLY BONDING; HE WAS NORMAL AND NICE -- LOOKING ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO ME, HAND ON MY KNEE. I HAS HAVING A HARD TIME RECONCILING THIS SWEET PERSON WITH FREAKISH PERSON THE MEDIA WAS MAKING HIM OUT TO BE. I WONDERED ... WAS IT ALL JUST AN ACT TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT HE WAS JUST A NORMAL (GAY) GUY?