LAST NIGHT'S DREAM

I WAS WATCHING GUS MATTOX'S LAST ADULT MOVIE. THERE WERE SEVERAL MUSICAL NUMBERS IN IT. AT ONE POINT GUS STARTED SINGING "LA CAGE AUX FOLLES*" INTO HIS CO-STAR'S EYES, VERY BUSBY BERKELEY-LIKE. HE TURNED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TOWARDS THE CAMERA AND REVEALED A DEEP, CLEFT-LIKE SCAR THAT RAN FROM BEHIND HIS EAR TO HIS CLAVICLE.

*I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S AN ACTUAL SONG OR NOT

LAST NIGHT'S DREAM

MY SISTER WAS DOING SURGERY ON ME, BUT SHE WAS STILL IN MEDICAL SCHOOL SO SHE ACCIDENTALLY ANESTHESITIZED HERSELF, TOO. AS WE BOTH CAME-TO SHE REVEALED, NERVOUSLY, THAT SHE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP DOING FIVE SURGERIES ON THE TWO OF US. IT WAS SERIOUS; SHE HAD TO CALL THE COPS. I WAS TOO DRUGGED TO HAVE ANXIETY, BUT I APPRECIATED THE WEIGHT OF THE SITUATION.

TODAY I'M HAVING MAJOR RAGE ISSUES AGAINST THIS WOMAN.