I WAS EATING AT A RESTAURANT IN LOS ANGELES AND I ASKED THE WAITER IF THE $19.95 KOBE BEEF BURGER REALLY WAS WORTH IT. HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND WAS LIKE, "OMG -- IT'S *SO* GOOD!" AND SO I ORDERED IT. IT WAS REALLY, I THINK, ONLY WORTH $9. THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS IN LA. AND EVERY WAITER IN LA IS AN ACTOR. SO YOU SHOULD NEVER ASK THEM IF A $20 BURGER IS GOOD.