6/13/2005

IT'S SUPER FUCKED UP THAT IT'S 2005 AND CARS STILL DRIVE ON WHEELS AND THEY DON'T HAVE SMELL-O-VISION YET.

6/10/2005

THAT REMINDS ME OF A JOKE: HOW DO YOU LOOSE A CHICK-O-STICK? VERY CAREFULLY!. I'M HERE ALL WEEK.

6/09/2005

I HAD A CHICK-O-STICK, BUT NOW IT'S GONE MISSING. I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED OF ANY DEVELOPMENTS.

6/07/2005

I HAVE TO SAY ... AFTER SUCH A LONG-ASS WAIT: TiVO ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.